09/07/2026

i'm gonna say it. fuck FIFA

13/06/2026

can you seriously just fucking shake peanut butter to mix it?? i've been stirring it with a knife and splashing peanut juice everywhere this whole time fml

18/05/2026

Canadian music ROCKS hell yeah

03/05/2026

also it must be a weird first impression having my only writing here being the slave owner bezos thing. i gotta change that lol

24/04/2026

"expert" is overused. looking things up for a while does not make you one and we need to gatekeep the term more and laugh at people claiming 'expert' with no education or other recognition

02/04/2026

I'M SICK!... but the show must go on

26/03/2026

holy shit i hate having to be fake at work and pretending to like other people being fake. like sorry man your dumb office joke isn't funny at all and the only thing i can muster in response is awkward laughter

14/03/2026

anyone out there?

04/03/2026

houston we have liftoff.

02/03/2026

home page done (for now). feelin accomplished

01/03/2026

just got root access into this site ggs

01/03/2026

nah fr i'm doing it

01/03/2026

entering the mainframe rn